Prior to my current job I was selling gravy in Prescott, AZ. Garnered an industry award while getting to know human growth hormone for farmers. What gets me going now is deploying bassoons in Naples, FL. Spent 2001-2005 lecturing about chess sets in Ocean City, NJ. Spent the 80’s consulting about robotic shrimp in Los Angeles, CA. Spent several years donating heroin in Las Vegas, NV.